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It was a struggle to review the last issue of FRONT to be honest. I actually got it done and posted on the day this current issue was released. I was left very uninspired by issue 180, even though it featured Rebecca Crow and Mel Clarke, two of my favourite FRONT models. This month’s FRONT however is a joy to talk about, with a lively Alt Girl shoot and an eye-opening kill list shoot. Here’s what I thought.

I greeted the cover image of issue 181 with some trepidation. Tasmin adorns the front of the magazine this month, with a secondary cover featuring… A MAN! I believe the first man to appear on the cover of FRONT, and not personally knowing much about Oli Sykes, I think it was very unnecessary. The mag has had other “Big Interviews” before, and with stars a lot bigger than Mr Sykes. Sure he’s got nice tattoos and dreamy eyes, I just wonder if he’s big enough to warrant such acclaim. I’d honestly never herd of him before, and while that says more about me than him, is he a big deal?  

Forgetting about the unfathomable Oli Sykes cover alternative, the fact that newcomer Tasmin got the cover just one issue after making her debut seemed a little strange. I wasn’t wowed by her spread in issue 180 if I’m honest, and I was surprised to see she was elevated to cover status so quickly, especially considering the fact that Seren is also in the shoot with her, but more on that later.

My first port of call in reviewing this issue is page 12 and the “reader’s shit” section. It’s my first port of call for a good reason: I got a picture selected and printed in the mag this month! It’s a doodle I did of the irrepressible Abbie Mac, attached to which was the message “get her back in the mag pronto”. I’m chuffed they liked it enough to print, and it looked good next to the other submissions. Let’s just hope they listen to my plea for an Abbie return.

Page 16 next, and one of the best “kill list” sets ever. I really do like it that much, and hold it in the highest regard amongst the material FRONT has produced. Natalie is a model I was unaware of prior to this issue of FRONT, she’s now a model whose work I’m scouring the internet for. Her first image may be slightly obscured by the page crease, but you still get a sense of a beautiful woman with a unique sense of style. Her blonde dreadlocks grab the attention, and her pert bottom thrust in the air is a close second. I love the purse of her lips in the shot, and her ever so feline eye peering out longingly. A great introduction that had me turning the page furiously to see more.

The quality of Natalie’s work continues throughout her spread, with my two favourite shots coming on page 18. I adore the attitude in her face and body in the pictures, from her funky hair right down to her toes seems to be positively charged with sleek sensual posture. Directly opposite we get a better glimpse at her face, and gorgeous cheek bones and eyes are masterfully enhanced by Becky Rule (hair and makeup). The image on page 19 is absolutely wonderful, with Natalie nonchalantly looking down, while grasping her breasts and tousling her hair. It’s effortless quality that to me shows real nous in front of camera.

We finish up with a side by side double page spread on 20 and 21. Natalie’s feline eyes are again a wonderful feature, as well as her pouty pink lips. A bite of the finger hints at the wildness I’m sure we’ll be treated to in future FRONT shoots, and the clothing selected really champions the work of the entire team on the shoot. I don’t usually talk about the styling and makeup on a FRONT shoot, but sometimes you’re treated to a shoot that just makes you happy, and encourages you to rhapsodise about every element. A terrific introduction to Natalie’s modelling; she’s someone I hope we see back in FRONT soon! A hearty cheer must also go to Chico Willard, the photographer who captured it all.

Other notable issue 181 occurrences prior to the Alt Girl shoot:

1) I never knew Marvel comics had created so many crap super villains. 2) After reading the Oli Sykes interview, I personally concluded that he didn’t need to have his own cover. 3) LOVED the shark juicer and the zombie cookie jar in the “splash your cash” section. 4) Why is Nick Grimshaw in FRONT?

And now on to the Alt Girl shoot. This month Portuguese model Anastacia is the focus of our attention, and what a wonderful choice she is. I actually spoke with Anastacia briefly about appearing on this blog many months ago. Sadly I didn’t get my arse in gear and make that happen, but I will certainly be doubling my efforts. This wonderfully tattooed purple haired petit picture of perfection is a great addition to FRONT’s stable of Alt Girls. The dialogue between Anastacia and photographer Gemma Edwards is clear to see, and the results are fabulous images where a sense of connection is achieved even when the model is not looking into camera. I particularly love the larger of the two images on 59 as it has so much to take in at once. First of all Anastacia’s gorgeous features, from her perfectly accented eyes, to her cute pierced nose (which I fell in love with straight away). Following down from her face we are introduced to a vibrantly colourful tattoo of a Russian doll. The story progresses through the wondrous “s” shape of her body, right past her perky bottom and down to her descending green leggings. The picture just works, and to say it speaks to me would be an understatement. I think we’re looking at a definite inclusion in the 2014 Alt Girl calendar.

Anastacia’s set finishes as strongly as it began, with the striptease culminating at the bottom of page 61. My favourite picture in the sequence is in the top left corner of 61, and sees Anastacia peering over her shoulder as her hair cascades over her face. Now over the shoulder looks are well used in FRONT for a reason, but there’s something even better about this version. Maybe it’s Anastacia’s tousled hair, perhaps the expression on her face, but it all amounts to a very alluring visage, and escalates the tease perfectly.

From the Alt Girl D.I.Y section there were a few lovely submissions. I like to gauge who might make a reappearance in future FRONT issues, and I think I’m doing okay with my predictions thus far. From issue 181 I’m not sure who we’ll see again, but I was impressed by the offerings from Ali, Frankie and K-Jey.

The featured shoot this month sees the return of Seren to FRONT pages. I was very surprised that her involvement wasn’t advertised on the cover of my issue. She appears at the top of the musical alternative cover, but it was a complete surprise to me when I saw her on page 75. Perhaps a missed step from FRONT, who surely should have cashed in on any cache Seren’s name/image may have. As a fan of her work and follower of her career, it’s always a pleasure to see her working with FRONT, the magazine that I first saw her in. However, this shoot, like a few others from FRONT recently, had a feeling of torch passing. Ever since Mel Clarke surrendered the solo cover status to newcomer Keshia, it’s seemed that FRONT are phasing out their well used models. Perhaps because they have better offers from the likes of FHM etc, but I’d like to think it’s a gesture from FRONT to bring on some new talent, and find those next flagship girls.

The initial trepidation when I saw Tasmin was back in FRONT one month after a lacklustre performance was eased slightly by her showing in this issue. I discovered previously unnoticed elements of Tasmin that I was very pleased to behold this time around, like her incredible dimples. She’s much more expressive in this shoot, and the “fuck you” vibe I got from her last effort is replaced by a very pretty smile, accompanied by awesome dimples. Another thing that I noticed for the first time during this shoot was the dandelion clock tattoo on her forearm. I’m not sure that’s what they’re called, but it’s a beautiful piece that I totally missed last month. My favourite shot of Tasmin comes on page 79, where she’s kneeling on a bed grabbing her feet and arching her back. Her hair has fallen over one eye, and her look off camera is very endearing. There’s a vulnerability that I didn’t get from her work in issue 180. It’s a slight shame she’s wearing a particularly baggy t-shirt, but the image still works wonders.

As for Seren, her best image in my opinion comes on the adjacent page 78. She’s tearing a SlipKnot t-shirt asunder, with hair flailing wildly and a lustful eye cast the viewer’s way. There’s a snarl on her lips that’s just amazing, and I think it’s a really powerful picture. With connotations of Clark Kent ripping open his suit, this super model once again shows her qualities, creating an image worthy of hanging on any wall.

This issue of FRONT has had a few highs that have really made me smile. Anastacia’s Alt Girl shoots was wonderful, and I’ll always remember issue 181 as my first introduction to Natalie’s work. The main feature again failed to live up to the other photo sets included in this month’s FRONT. I’m awaiting a featured model’s set that blows me away and stands out above everything else in the magazine. I’m hoping we haven’t got to wait until Alysha Nett’s next appearance to achieve that. A much improved issue from last month, providing reasons to be happy and enthusiastic. The one thing I will ask though is if anyone has more information about Natalie’s work, it would be very much appreciated. A second name to aid a Google search would be a start. Thanks in advance.

Today’s guest is of course a beautiful and talented model, but as well as her stunning pictures, which I am honoured to display alongside her words, I’ve also been blown away by how down to earth and accommodating she is. The lady in question is the wonderful Sophia Wilde, FRONT model (Bella) and coincidentally the third participant in FRONT’s Alt Girl party special of 2012 to appear on this blog. It was one of FRONT’s greatest issues (and concepts) in my opinion, and in this interview we touch on what it was like to be a part of. As well as all that we discover Sophia’s changing approach to her modelling, exciting upcoming projects, her musical outlet, and obsession with getting pierced…  

 

Welcome Sophia. It’s a great to have you on the Alt Girl Botherer blog today, how are you doing?

Hey! Thanks, it’s pretty exciting, I’m awesome thank you!

For many, the first introduction to your work came in issue 166 of FRONT magazine, with your involvement as the headline Alt Girl DIY. Is this where your modelling adventure begin?

Yeah pretty much. I’d never done anything like that before and was stupidly happy to be accepted into the FRONT world, everyone was so nice!

What was your initial reaction to seeing yourself on the pages of FRONT? Were you a fan of the magazine for long before appearing?

I’ve always been a fan of FRONT, I’m forever drooling over the website. It was a little cringey seeing myself on the pages, especially having friends see it! I had amazing feedback though which then gave me the confidence to do more shoots like this.

The Alt Girl section of the magazine regularly excels all others in my opinion. What are your thoughts on FRONT in general?

I think I’d have to agree with you on that, the Alt Girl section has always been my favourite and is a great place to find out about up and coming models. It’s also quite edgy and features girls with attitude such as Rebecca Crow who absolutely kills it every time! FRONT magazine is a definite must have for me every month!

You were one of the youngest contributors to FRONT when you made your debut, how does such exposure influence such a fledgling career?

I think for my first ever shoot to be published was amazing and such a confidence boost it made me want to do more and excel. Compared to a few of the other girls I am relatively young and so for FRONT to want me when I was so young and had so little experience was awesome!

As well as FRONT, you’ve also been seen in the likes of Zoo and Bizarre. Were these titles you aimed for when you started stepping in front of cameras? Did you hold any particular ambition to work specifically in glamour at the outset of your career?

Obviously Bizarre is an iconic magazine and I’d always wanted to be featured in it, so when I was, I was completely over the moon; especially considering I’m not heavily tattooed, I was honoured to still have them want me. I’d never really set myself any major aims when starting out, I just wanted to do well and have people appreciate my work and the fact that I achieved that from the very beginning was amazing. I’ve always wanted to do glamour but I feel that it’s maybe time to take another career path modelling-wise at the minute.

How have you found the modelling industry personally? Would you say it’s a welcoming world to new talent?

People say a lot about the modelling industry - especially glamour - and I have heard a lot. However I have found the modelling industry to be fun and friendly. A lot of the girls I’ve met have helped me out and it’s like we’re a little family. We’re always recommending each other and helping one another to do their best and have fun! 

To those on the outside looking in, modelling can seemed like a charmed life. Have your own ideas about the business changed at all from before you started? What do you think are the most common misconceptions about the work?

Glamour modelling can be tough and unless you’re in demand then it’s pretty hard to make a living from it. I have a lot of respect for girls like Melissa Clarke and Lucy V who work hard and give modelling their all. They are both so successful and have both achieved the page 3 idol of the year, which is amazing considering Mel is alternative and Lucy has a gorgeous curvy figure that wouldn’t have been accepted previously. People who don’t know the industry tend to think it’s easy and that the girls ‘know’ people and that’s how they do well. However, the people I have met are determined and hard working ladies that deserve all the success in the world!

Modelling isn’t currently your full time occupation of course Sophia, but is it something you could see yourself devoting a proper career to? Or are you of the opinion that it’s just a hobby for now and you’re enjoying the ride?

I’ve never wanted modelling to be a full time thing, it’s simply just a hobby and I’ve loved every second!

Away from your work with FRONT etc, you also seem to enjoy fashion shoots, and have worked with some great indie clothing brands. Are these the kind of gigs that keep you going and the magazine stuff is just an awesome bonus? Do you get any perks from working fashion shoots? Many freebies floating around?

I love shooting for up and coming clothing brands such as Paris & Cuffs and Grim! I think they’re the sort of shoots that I enjoy the most, purely because I’ve met some amazing people through them and they’ve always been a good laugh! Ha-ha there’s always a few freebies which is awesome, I love helping out the clothing brands by repping their items and in return they help promote my modelling.

You’ve got a terrific look if you don’t mind me saying, petit with a rocking figure. Do you have to dedicate much time to gym work etc to stay in model trim? Or are you one of the lucky ones who can eat whatever and still maintain a fantastic physique?

That’s so kind of you, thank you! I did attempt to start going to the gym but I’m way too lazy and love food too much! I think I must be one of the lucky ones.

Another important feature of your look is your piercings. You’ve made some superbly bold choices in body furniture Sophia, can you tell us a little about your fascination with getting pierced?

I love getting pierced as it gives me such an adrenaline rush!! It’s like going on a roller coaster. I’m just a massive fan of surface piercings and think that they look super hot, so I got them all!

You’ve got piercings in places I didn’t even know could be pierced. Where do you get your inspiration from?

I honestly do not know. I got most of my piercings around 3 years ago and it was just a case of ‘Right, what can I get pierced this week?’ it became a little bit of an addiction, and any patch of skin that looked like it could be pierced had to be done!

I particularly love the bars you have at the small of your back and on your hips. Those are notorious places to get pierced; did they heal and take without any compliant? Have you had any negative experiences with your piercings?

Thank you. Yeah all of my piercings have been fine and until now I’ve had zero negative experiences which is pretty lucky considering the amount of piercings I have.

You’ve favoured the piercing gun over the tattooist’s, have you got any interest in adding more ink in the future at all Sophia?

I’ve always been a fan of tattoos and apart from the tiny one I have I’m still unsure about getting any more! I change my mind too easily which isn’t good when deciding on a tattoo!

What other artistic outlets do you have Sophia? What are some of your creative pastimes?

I’ve played the guitar since I was 11 and there’s nothing I love more than chilling out and teaching myself a new song. However I fail at singing which sucks a little ha-ha. I’d love to say that I’m a good dancer but the only dancing I can do is the cha cha slide!!

I have to take it back to FRONT now Sophia, and your involvement with one of the best issues to date in my opinion. In issue 176 FRONT dedicated an unprecedented six pages to its Alt Girl section, and christened the feature “The Alt Girl Party”. You were involved alongside Abbie Mac, Rebecca Crow, Keshia and Chelsea. What was that experience like?

I loved that day!! I got to meet some amazing girls and still speak to every single one of them now; they were all so cute and lovely! We had a laugh shooting and filming the scenes with the amazingly talented Gemma Edwards and the finished pages showed how much of an awesome day we had!

It looked like one of FRONT’s more insane shoots; could you give us some insight into what it was like running around with those girls?

I had the most fun! All of the girls were different but so much fun in their own little way. I was unfortunately late to the shoot but all I remember as soon as I got there, was Chelsea running around in her knickers wearing a Bruce Forsyth mask and instantly I thought I was in for a hilarious day. There wasn’t really an order to anything; it was the best kind of chaos ever with beer, naked ladies and Doritos!!

Featuring alongside such an incredible selection of Alt Girls must have been wicked. Which one made you laugh the most and do you keep in contact with the other girls regularly?

I’ve kept in touch with Keshia the most simply because we’ve worked at events together like the FRONT valentines party at uprawr, which was a mental night! I think I’d have to say that Chelsea made me laugh the most though. She’s so cute and funny with her little Scottish accent, that girl is crazy! However I loved every single one of the girls to bits!

You mentioned Gemma Edwards, the photographer behind The Alt Girl Party. She’s an artist whose work I really admire. What was she like to work with?

Words cannot express how amazing Gemma Edwards is! Every single one of her shoots is amazing. I did my first ever shoot with Gemma and she made me feel so relaxed and at ease! She seriously is amazing and I’d definitely class her as a good friend!

I can only imagine what your reaction was when the feature was released. Did you buy multiple copies of the issue? Have you got any of the commemorative material (posters, special covers, etc)?

I bought multiple copies for me and my Mum ha-ha, and got given funny looks by the guy serving me. I bought the special cover edition of the mag purely because me and my little Alt Girl family are on the front!

Like I mentioned, for me it was one of the best issues of FRONT in a long time and since. With Girls like Rebecca Crow and Keshia getting main features in the magazine following the Alt Girl special, do you feel proud that FRONT chose you to take part in the piece?

I felt completely honoured that they wanted me to feature with the best Alt Girls of 2012, as soon as I got the call asking me to do the shoot with the other girls there was no doubt in my mind that I wanted in!

Having mentioned others that have gone on to reappear in FRONT since the shoot, are you hoping to collaborate with the team in the future? Girls like you Abbie and Chelsea should have a standing invitation from FRONT, do you think making The Alt Girl Party a regular occurrence would be a winning idea?

I think that’s an awesome idea! I’d definitely be up for working with FRONT in the future, they’re an amazing bunch of guys and have helped me out a lot. 

Away from your involvement with FRONT, what other projects have you got coming up in the future Sophia? Where might followers of your work be able to check out your imagery?

I’ve got something lined up with Suicide Girls which is all pretty hush hush at the minute, but apart from that I’m just going to be aiming towards the fashion side of modelling. I’m going for a more natural look now and have ditched the red/black hair, so hopefully this will open a few more pathways.

When thinking about your career, have you got a list of photographers or inspirations that you’d like to work with in the future someday?

I’ve always wanted to work with Rob Jamieson and Stuart Mitchell (WALNUTWAX) they both capture creative and edgy images and to shoot with them would be an honour!

Before I let you go Sophia. Would you please be so kind as to answer Bernard Pivot’s questionnaire?

What is your favourite word?  Moist ha-ha!           

What is your least favourite word? Snatch!!

What turns you on? Glasses all the way!

What turns you off? Cockiness.

What is your favourite curse word? Bollocks, it’s the best!

What sound or noise do you love? Birds in the morning.

What sound or noise do you hate? The bin men in the morning!!

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? I would love to be a vet for a day.

What profession would you not like to do? I’d hate to be a teacher, I can’t stand screaming children!

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Come on in, I’ll put the kettle on ha-ha.

I had so much fun putting this piece together. Sophia is a thoroughly professional worker and so kind with her time and zesty energy. She’s someone that has achieved so much in a short space of time, and a model whom I really feel is finding her niche. I wish her every success in whatever she turns her mind to in the future.

I strongly urge you all to check out Sophia’s links below. They’re filled with beautiful things: http://sophiaewilde.tumblr.com

Instagram – sohpiaewilde

The images used in this piece were mostly provided by Sophia, with the Alt Girl party pictures sourced by me from my previous blog posts. The photographers represented include: Gemma Edwards, Ben Bell and Alan Lee.

Topless Tuesday drawn by me and featuring the exquisite Abbie Mac. She’s become even more wonderfully tattooed since the image that inspired this picture was taken (thank god it was after cuz it’s hard to do justice to tattoos in drawings… at least for me it is). Anyway. She’s ace, and i was moved to doodle her… In a manner of speaking.

It’s been a bit of a hiatus for me in terms of reviewing FRONT. I haven’t posted my thoughts on an issue since before Christmas. Some of that has been out of my hands, working abroad over Christmas meant I missed the first issue of 2013, but some of the reason has been down to being slightly jaded. A small portion of me looked at the start that FRONT has made to 2013 and thought “twelve months of the same thing?” Even with issue 178 in my possession (just the Rosie Jones cover) I couldn’t bring myself to really get into the magazine. This immediately gave me pause for thought. With Rosie being one of my favourite FRONT females, if I couldn’t get excited about an issue with her on the cover, when would I ever get excited? Despite another cracking Rose duet (this time with Holly), and an amazing “Kill List” offering from the destined for further greatness Rebecca Crow, issue 178 passed me by…

However, with renewed vigour, I am attacking issue 179 with trademark Alt Girl botherer spirit, and trying to revive my appreciation for FRONT magazine in 2013. It started off superbly. Not only is Arabella on the cover this month, but way up to the right, written tiny in the corner, there’s the promise of “new girls”. The end of 2012 brought with it a stellar issue of FRONT which I refer to as the Alt Girl party issue. One of the best editions of FRONT to date, and wholly focussed on new talent, with past Alt Girls (Keshia, Chelsea, Abbie Mac, etc) stealing the limelight from whomever that month’s featured model was. I took this to mean that 2013 would see a shift in power and girls like Abbie and Chelsea would have grander opportunities past page 60 (Alt Girl territory). This would leave the Alt Girl section free for fresh talent to progress the publication, and make new stars for tomorrow. While Arabella’s appearance as cover girl nixed the idea that a new face would be trusted, I was uplifted by the promise of “new girls” within.

As this is the first issue I’ve reviewed in 2013, I wanted to mention how pleased I am with the “Readers’ Shit” section. It’s great to see that FRONT has changed the mood of the arty bit of the mag, and are now featuring quality work, and leaving out all the insults. I know the insults were ingrained in FRONT’s ethos, but sometimes they were pretty harsh on some bloody talented folks. I’m glad it’s more of a celebration section now. My clear favourite is the picture of the mighty Yazz by Melissa. Awesome.

The first model feature is with Summer, a new contributor to FRONT and undoubtedly an incredible beauty. Perfect skin and an expert practitioner of the back arch, but Summer didn’t really set my world on fire. The “Full Frontal” section, as it was, usually showcased the edgier more adventurous shoots in the mag that month. Now redubbed the “Kill List” I don’t see the same ideals being upheld. Again, I must stress that Summer is a mindblowingly gorgeous lady, and her double page spread that ends the feature on pages 20 and 21 is a highlight. However, I don’t really see what made her FRONT material. It’s not enough to just always have petit white females guys. Surely there has to be some edge, or something ALTERNATIVE to the girls featured. Or is that just me?

Moving on, I love the collaboration of FRONT and Sin Star (seen on page 22/23). Some fantastic tees have been produced, and I for one will be purchasing my Seren shirt post haste… They’re unisex right?

Hannah Martin continues her appearances in the “Tested” section of the mag on page 42. Hannah has been a sort of Marmite model for FRONT over the years, with people either loving or not being fussed on her work. It’s great to see her back, the last I heard she was doing well on the phone-in girl channels, but her cameo in this and the last issue were nice reminders of FRONT’s past. I don’t know if this is a hint at a return to feature model status for Hannah, but if it is, there had better be a kick-ass premise lined up; because we’ve seen lost of Hannah’s work and it doesn’t vary majorly.

Stuff I want from the “Stuff” section: That army man bottle opener and those bullet ear buds.

Gemma Edwards made her return to the Alt Girl section photography duties this month, and while Ed Godden did a good job last month, it was a pleasure to see Gemma back. I was also excited by new girl Seany, who I thought did marvellously in her debut appearance. I got a preview of the shots on facebook before I bought my copy, and was actually inspired to part with my money based on the sneak peek at these images alone. Seany is a very welcome addition to the FRONT family, and I really hope she reappears.

In customary Alt Girl fashion, we are treated to a striptease guide around (I guess) Seany’s bedroom. I love how the shots are lit, and we’re treated to every facet of the model’s wonderful display. From the selection of imagery on pages 54 and 55, I think the display of flexibility at the top right corner of 55 is my favourite. But look quickly at these pictures and you’ll miss some very interesting details. The intricacy of Seany’s tattoos for one, and her ever so subtle nose ring for another. The photographer’s attention to detail, framing, and of course Seany’s wonderful performance are a joy. Well worth ruminating on for a while.

Pages 56 and 57 continue the strip down. The transition of disrobing tells its own story, but so too does Seany’s performance. She visibly gets more and more comfortable as the shoot goes on, and fantastic images are the result. I really enjoyed her incredible smile and body shape in the last shot of 57, but even more tantalising is the shot that precedes it on the same page. As Seany removes her last item of clothing, the indentation of her underwear accentuates her curvaceous posterior, and really adds some intrigue to what might have been an overlooked shot.

Overall there is some terrific work from both model and photographer in this series. I know I frequently wax lyrical about Gemma’s work for FRONT, but it’s with obvious reason. Such masterful staging and positioning is a talent that always elevates implied nude shoots. It’s the very reason that I find implied work that much more fascinating than topless. Great work that once again threatens the main model shoot for superiority.

The Alt Girl D.I.Y section is a big let down for me personally. Again, I’m not besmirching the girls featured at all, they are all stunning and I wish them every success. But there are at least four interchangeable models in there, taking up spaces that could surely be used by more interesting girls? I alluded to it earlier, petit, blonde, a hint of a tattoo… This shouldn’t automatically grant you a place in FRONT. There must be more suitable/interesting/different entries sent in? Or am I just out of touch with the rest of the readership?

Leaping from model set to model set, we come to Arabella’s contribution to the issue. Who doesn’t love Arabella? Out of all the FRONT females that have graced the mag’s pages, I don’t think I’ve ever heard a bad word about her work. Rightfully so I might add. Not only an incredibly attractive lady, but with a real edge and vibrancy to her. Not to mention a killer sense of humour, as witnessed in her weekly column. If there is a downside for me with this set though, it’s that I really don’t get the whole fascination with trainers. I know I’m in the minority here, and FRONT has been putting sexy women in fancy “sneakers” for years, but does it still make for a good shoot after so many versions of the same theme?

It’s a personal quibble I admit. Not being mad on trainers shouldn’t preclude me from enjoying the set, but it does a bit. Particularly when it’s Arabella in the trainers, as I’m sure she’s done something extremely similar for FRONT in the past. Am I wrong? It may not have been such a blatant sneaker showcase previously, but I really get the impression her feet and what’s on them have been the focus more than once before. But anyway…

A sultry look to camera works wonders in her first shot on page 81. I love how her lashes are accentuated, and her hair falls haphazardly across her breasts. With an arm extended we get a glimpse of her now trademark ink, but this image is all about her eyes. They drew me in, and I turned the page expectedly…

On page 83 there is a great shot with Arabella’s tilted head looking off camera and she’s bathed in hazy sunlight. I’m not sure if I’m such a fan of this shot because there’s no trainers in it (petty I know), or if it’s the slight scowl on the model’s face. I am a sucker for a scowl. On pages 84 and 85 we get a microcosm of what this shoot is all about. Firstly, blasphemously, trainers cover fifty percent of Arabella’s face. An obstruction I could do without. Along with the shoes, the second feature of the set is obvious. That being Arabella’s backside. It’s one of the best backsides in the business, and deservedly showcased, but this double page spread takes too much away from Arabella for me. It’s like a shoe advert with added ass (a theme that runs from here on in).

There’s something special about Arabella decked out in running-ish gear on 86. I’m not 100% sure what it is, but maybe the completely alien costume is part of it. We don’t regularly see Arabella being sporty, and maybe it’s a consideration for future shoots? The classic “trainers tied across the shoulders and draped over boobs shot” is seen on 87. The number of girls who took the same picture of themselves in the instagram feature on pages 26 and 27 might hint at how played out it is. But I am a fan of the lip bite that Arabella adds.

The set ends on pages 92 and 93 with a double spread. I was actually impressed with this shot as it’s something a little inventive. The semicircle of trainers with Arabella’s feet in different ones… It’s different, and kudos go to whoever though it up. The playful biting of the lace adds a nice touch from Arabella, and of course her perfect skin and figure are a constant source of happy throughout.

Last impressions and little things from the issue: What a waste of ice cream in the shower gel feature on page 116. I really liked Seain Way’s tattoo on page 121. Loved the model in the Pieute Clothing advert on page 132… I think that’s everything.

A mixed bag of an issue as is regularly the case these days. Also regularly the case is the Alt Girl section’s superiority. I would have enjoyed Arabella’s shoot more if the theme or concept was something new. But again, that’s another regular gripe I have with FRONT features (last time, Rosie Jones draped in Americana. It’s been done countless times). For my first 2013 review I feel a little deflated with the issue. But I had a blast writing it, and as always, these are just my opinions. My reviews are designed to improve a magazine I’ve read for years, not just badmouth it. So I hope my thoughts are appreciated and my views are taken as they are meant… which is constructively.

Thanks.    

ALYSHA NETT!! (again)

Miss Nett is a perennial feature of these pages. She’s been mentioned glowingly in so many posts and I always count my blessings that I was able to secure her involvement in my blog early on. Her work always leaps from strength to strength, and that’s not to mean that it wasn’t already stratospheric. There are so many moments of note from the past twelve months of Alysha, but freshest in many minds will be her appearance in issue 174 of FRONT magazine mere months ago. A set shot by the great Christian Saint whose use of sleek greys as a backdrop for Alysha’s elegant posing was inspired. I rhapsodised about the feature, as is my tendency whenever Alysha steps in front of a camera.

For someone whose work is so prevalent within the industry, I am always amazed how she keeps each shoot fresh and different. While models may be forgiven for having an off day and phoning in a shoot or two in a busy schedule, Alysha does nothing of the sort. I can say with certainty that I have never seen a poor Alysha Nett shoot in all the time I have been following her career. When you think about that it’s damn impressive. A model that can not only produce new and interesting images while naked, but also swathed in the latest fashions and clothing labels of note. She’s a designer’s dream, brining her own style and flavour to whatever adorns her svelte frame. Immediate cache is hard to find, but find it you will if you get Alysha Nett wearing your brand.

For all these reasons I am very happy to announce Alysha Nett as my winner of the “woman of the year” Alty for a second time in a row. When you consider the masses of instantly classic pictures she produces from a single multiple shot set, you can look no further. A model that knows how to use the sometimes unfathomable curves of her body in sublime ways. Her commitment to the work is inspiring, and her attitude to her supporters is genuine and humble. A worthy Alty winner yet again.

My first post of 2013 (delayed as it is by travelling back to the UK from my working festive vacation) is to promote a fledgling tradition here on the Alt Girl botherer blog. All traditions begin somewhere, and this particular tradition began at the start of 2012, when I decided to celebrate the things that wowed and enthralled me from the previous twelve months. I christened it the “Altys” and packaged collective posts as an awards ceremony; bestowing the honour of an Alty accolade on certain women and publications whose work I had enjoyed throughout the year.

In the inaugural Altys, such industry favourites as Alysha Nett and El Wood received gongs celebrating their stellar work in 2011. Now the awards is back to cast an eye over 2012, and the magnificent women who have made it so special. This year some categories have returned and some new ones have been added; all in aid of celebrating talented individuals and the passion behind their work.

I’ve been blessed on this blog to have been able to welcome some of the best and brightest from the alternative modelling and performance world. I am constantly singing the praises of my contributors and thanking them for their continued support of my project. The Altys represents a further attempt at praise and thanksgiving, rewarding those ladies who have made the past twelve months that bit little better. Sometimes modelling and performance is a thankless profession, with the motivation in many cases being the work itself rather than the miniscule wage. For an industry to thrive and continue to grow on that alone is inspiring. So as well as the professionals and the household names, I like to utilise the Altys to shine a light on those working purely for the craft and thrill of the shoot.

This week will see a slew of Alty awards being posted for individuals who have made a special contribution to my enjoyment of the modelling and performance realms over the past year. I’ll also have self-indulgent categories thrown in there for good measure, to celebrate publications and other works I have enjoyed. I know already that I won’t be able to give an award to everyone that deserves one (we’d be here for another twelve months if that was the case). However I do hope past contributors and those who enjoy reading this blog will accept these awards as my thank you for all the support.

Last year I mentioned improving the Altys as my blog progressed, this year I have made a step towards fulfilling that pledge by introducing a statuette for the winners. Albeit an illustrated statuette which will only be figuratively bestowed upon worthy recipients. The image comes from a very talented lady called Carrie; someone I have gotten to know over the past twelve months and am delighted she’s got involved. Carrie is a creative force, with hundreds of golden ideas bouncing around her head at any given time. She’s my zombie guru and someone I wish all the very best to in whatever endeavour she sets her mind to.

Over the next week I hope people will get into the awards spirit, sit back, relax and enjoy this year’s Altys. Any feedback is gratefully received, and I urge everyone to start their own similar tradition. Show your support for the talented individuals whose work inspires and delights you on a daily basis. 

 

This month sees the return of Sabine to the cover of FRONT. She’s somewhat of a marmite model within the magazine’s readership, it seems fans either love her or hate her. Hate may be a strong word, but a lot of folks seem to disagree with Sabine’s suitability when considered alongside other regulars/Alt Girls. I had my own issues with her debut appearance in the mag way back when. FRONT has stuck with Sabine, giving her lots of exposure in the wake of models like Rosie Jones and Mel Clarke leaving for regular FHM work. I eventually got over my issues with Sabine as a FRONT model, and since her debut she’s put in some stunning performances on a par with India Reynolds and the like. Having said all that, I’m never jazzed about seeing Sabine on the cover of FRONT. She’s a gorgeous model of course, but in my humble opinion, there’s a lack of dynamism in a lot of her shoots. After all, it’s not all about pretty pictures.

Her cover shot is a solid image; this time of year FRONT always excels at pairing beautiful women with woolly clothing. I’ve seen Seren Gibson in countless woollen hats and jumpers over the years. This cover isn’t reinventing the wheel by any stretch; it’s a stunning model in woolly clothing. I personally could have done without the computer generated strand of wool spelling out “Sabine.” Stuff like that has to be seamless, and for me it was just something SLIGHTLY shoddy to fixate on.

My first stop upon venturing inward is on page 16, with this month’s “Full Frontal.” It features a “new girl” named Jess. The six page feature with Jess has a baking theme, and I immediately broke out the big book of baking puns in order to review her work. Phrases like “half baked” and “cookie cutter” hint at my indifference to the set. However, amongst the very samey, nondescript FRONT-esque images, pages 18 and 19 highlight some great work. The motives behind FRONT’s natural boob policy are displayed for all to see on page 18. Jess has incredible breasts, and they are highlighted by her incorporation of cake batter in this shot. The hat she’s wearing doesn’t really do anything for me, I have no idea why it’s there, and she looks like a cat burglar. However, her hair cascading down over one eye, coupled with the expressive, adequately depicts the mischievous mood Jess is in.

On page 19 we’re treated to a shot of Jess’ bottom. Everything about the image works wonderfully. The high socks are classic FRONT, and of course the heart shaped posterior on display is perfection! Jess on her tippy toes is a great touch, there’s an innocence and vulnerability to someone on tip toes operating equipment (in this case the oven). A dusting of flour about Jess’ body maintains the theme, but also highlights her sublime figure. The hat again is needless, and detracts ever so slightly.

On pages 18 and 19 Jess gives us some terrific pictures, either side however it’s typical FRONT stuff. I’ve described the shoot as “cookie cutter,” by that I meant some of the images seemed to just be going through the motions. You could replace Jess with other FRONT contributors and not miss a step. Not a good thing…

Giving an overview in the middle of a review might be unconventional, but this month’s Alt Girl shoot is by far the saving grace of this issue. On page 58 Lass makes her triumphant return to FRONT magazine. I had the pleasure of interviewing Lass at the very outset of this blog, way back before her Suicide Girls involvement skyrocketed her into the limelight. Since her Suicide Girls success Lass has been very active within the SG community. Her tales of adventure with that wonderful sisterhood are compelling, and her candid pictures from trips make her blog a must visit and follow. It’s fantastic to see Lass back in the magazine, but its way overdue in my opinion. As mentioned in this and previous reviews, the void left by girls like Mel and Rosie needed to be filled with new talent. I think girls like Lass should have been given that opportunity. She has a look that is unmistakable, and creates pictures that always demand attention and admiration.

Juxtaposing this month’s Alt Girl feature against the other featured models in the issue is eye opening. The sublime set, shot beautifully by Gemma Edwards, screams unique personality laden work, as appose to the interchangeable model shoots seen elsewhere. Lass’ return to FRONT begins on page 58 and 59, the customary Alt Girl strip down consist simply of a swimsuit and plumb hot pants. But it’s all about Lass’ skills in front of camera, not the clothing she removes. The first shots at the top of 58 showcase Lass’ incredible body, as well as her perfect alabaster skin. It’s something of a trademark of Lass’, her pale complexion makes her body art leap out from the page, and highlight the marvellous tattoo choices she’s made. On 59 another Lass trademark stands out, that being her gorgeously big eyes. Easily lost in and totally enchanting. It’s hard to take in the rest of the picture when you look into her eyes, but when you do focus out, you see a wonderful visage. Almost a classic pin up pose, as she kicks her legs over the arm of a chair and ruffles her fiery red hair. All pictures of Lass are a bit of a voyage of discovery, a story that plays out as you take in her petit figure and the myriad of tattoos.

On pages 60 and 61 the expanse of pale skin furthers the impact of Lass’ artwork; her tattoos are so crisp against the backdrop of skin that almost glows it’s so light. At the top of page 60 Lass lets out a giggle as she removes the swim suit down at her feet. It’s a nice contrast to the sultry looks we see in the other shots. I always envisage a Gemma Edwards shoot to be a fun experience, and the number of models that seem to be having great fun in the imagery only strengthens that. At the bottom of page 60 we have two of my very favourite images. To the left, Lass places a hand in her hair, while grasping her foot with the other. Her eyes say everything about the lady, smouldering into the camera, with arm placement that hints at shyness. To the right is a delightful image, we see a naked Lass, looking over her shoulder to camera, eyes are drawn to her perfect pert bottom, and dazzlingly detailed back piece. Every picture in this set would grace any calendar, a fact that I hope is not lost on the powers that be over at FRONT.

Lass’ final image on 61 is a great sign-off to a wonderfully exciting shoot. Her elongated upper torso is sheer elegance, with hands in her hair and a coy look to the ground screaming angelic beauty. I also love her sitting on her heels in a well known position. However, even the recognisable poses are given new life with the additions of Lass’ tattoos. Her sewing machine piece is something I remember from our previous interview, and while there are many other new additions to her collection, this piece is given centre stage in the final shot, and it’s sings out.

You may have gathered that I liked this shoot. I unapologetically rave about this set with good reason. I don’t see why FRONT doesn’t take more of a chance and utilise girls like Lass in featured shoots. They seem to want to placate an alt audience as well as a glamour one. I can think of a number of issues this year where having someone like Lass as the main featured model would have vastly improved the reception they got. Not for the first time, the Alt Girl shoot in this month’s FRONT stood out as the saving grace. Surely I can only say that so many times before action is taken? Or maybe it takes more people to speak up…

The Alt Girl D.I.Y set is a wonderfully mixed bag this month. There have been previous D.I.Y additions that have been disappointing and seemingly rushed. This month there are some positive inclusions I’m happy to say. On page 62, Anastasiya Ty has the petit and pert figure FRONT seeks, and I’d love to see her working with someone like Gemma Edwards. A beautiful girl, whose picture at the top of 62 outshines some of the professional shots in the mag in terms of interest and desire to see more work. Other notable pictures form the section include Daziee Johnson’s contribution; some ace shots that not only highlight a beautiful lady, but also a sense of style and a sense of personality. I love the shot of her laughing at the top of 63. Finally, I have to mention Zoe Sutherland. How this lady is not used in the mag proper is beyond me. The incredible work she’s done in her short career already renders her appearance in the D.I.Y section a little embarrassing for FRONT I think. Utilise this lady better guys. You will not be sorry you did.

Just briefly, a double page ad on pages 72 and 73 reminded me of a model that stole the show in a previous issue of FRONT. She was in a single page ad a few issues back, and I couldn’t stop flicking back to the page. It was the same image as in this double page ad, and I’m still as enthralled. A follower of mine gave me her blog information a while back, and I shamefully haven’t acted upon that. I will now for sure, and fingers crossed you may see her feature here soon…

All that’s left now (and as I type this I am aware it sounds defeatist already) is to give my thoughts on the main shoot featuring Sabine. I know based on the rest of this review that negativity must be expected. However, I’m not going to trash the set just for the sake of it, but sadly, the highlight of the issue has already been covered in Lass’ Alt Girl feature.

Sabine is a gloriously beautiful woman, and that is highlighted in her first shot on page 81. I n many ways this is the pick of the bunch, I love her in the hood, and her features are so fresh and elegant. The colouring of the graphics on the page is spot on, and there’s a light hazy feeling to everyone except the sharp focus of her stunning face. Then on page 82 we change to a picture I feel 99% sure I’ve seen before. I can’t recall the exact issue, but Sabine with a high ponytail, lifting one arm in the air, even wearing a similar skirt is so reminiscent. Almost like a ballet shot, and I know Sabine has dance roots that have been exhibited in previous shoots. It’s not a good thing that it’s so much like a previous shot that I can recall well. Page 83 brought a bit of a double take from me, I thought it was India Reynolds at first glance. Again, the lack of identity in the shoots of this issue is a problem. That’s why Lass’ work shone out so much. She owned her work and it showed.

The rest of Sabine’s shoot fades from memory quickly, tired shots of an undoubted beauty wearing woolly leggings and hats. We’ve seen it all before with Seren, Rosie, Mel etc. It comes across as very lazy I must say. I’ve bought and read FRONT for many, many years, I know what they do at certain times of year, and I’ve come to know when ideas and themes are being recycled. Is repeating a shoot concept just because new products are available enough justification? I don’t happen to think so. But I’ve said all this before. There is one shot that stood out, it’s an odd little picture that looks like a Polaroid stuck in amongst the other shots. It’s a glimmer of something different, and it’s interesting. But in the end there’s a wash of familiar pictures, from familiar angles, using very familiar ideas. It’s another wasted feature shoot. It may seem as though I’m totally against Sabine in FRONT, but as I’ve said previously, I’m really not. I would take issue with any model taking part in such an obviously rehashed shoot. I sympathise with Sabine, she’s not had the best reception from FRONT readers, and with shoots like this it’s unlikely to change.

I’ve said it many times, but Lass saved this issue for me. She’s an example of what FRONT does very right, in terms of model selection and content. Unfortunately, the rest of the model shoots are examples of what FRONT gets wrong from time to time. These are only my opinions, and I’m by no means an authority on the industry. As a loyal FRONT customer though, I think I have a right to voice my concerns. I hope these comments come across as constructive to all who read them, and I welcome debate from anyone who has similar or apposing views.

The FRONT Alt Girl section has produced many favourite ladies for this Alt Girl botherer. The likes of Jessica Weekley, Yaz, Sophie Butcher, Cala, Abbie Mac… The list goes on. This month FRONT’s Alt Girl section features the newest addition to that impressive group. Chelsea is a model who grabbed my attention right from her debut as an Alt Girl DIY. She wasn’t just stunning, she was unique, with a sense of style that demanded you take notice. From that debut I immediately got in touch about an interview, figuring it was only a matter of time before she was again thrust into the public’s awareness. Before I could organise an interview, Chelsea was snapped up by FRONT for an Alt Girl shoot proper, and was appearing in Snakebite’s “Bitten Babe” section. Opportunities I’m not even remotely surprised she was granted. Chelsea is a dream to collaborate with, funny, interesting and sassy. On top of all that she produces incredible imagery in every shoot of hers I’ve seen! With a Suicide Girls set coming at the start of September, I think we’ll be hearing a lot more about this model in the future. I’m so thrilled to be able to welcome her to this blog today…

 

Hi Chelsea, welcome to the altgirlbotherer blog. I’ve been eager to feature you ever since your debut in FRONT issue 169. How are you doing?

I’m fine thank you, just chilling out before my pole class this evening! 

You’re the model of the moment right now, currently featuring in FRONT magazine as well as being a “Bitten Babe” in Snakebite magazine. But I wondered if we could start and the start with how you got into modelling?

I actually modelled as a kid for some brochure my Dad’s work were working on, and got the model bug then. I also watched a lot of America’s Next Top Model as a kid too with my Mum, which influenced me a lot. I also got picked on a lot as a kid for how I looked, which made me twice as determined to get into modelling.

FRONT issue 169 was my introduction to your pictures, but while researching this piece I’ve been opened up to more of your work thankfully. You’ve produced some incredible stuff with some talented photographers already in your young career. How do you go about choosing shoots to get involved with?

It really depends. When I first got into modelling I had a lot of free time, so I jumped at any shoot opportunity given to me. Now, as I go into my third year of a law degree, I have more serious commitments, and so I haven’t as much time to devote to modelling. For this reason, I’m now more choosy. It just depends though. I’ll consider any idea!

Of course you’re new to the industry, and hopefully with your FRONT feature more people will get to see what you can do. But how do you see modelling right now? Is it something you’re looking to get into full time, or more of a hobby you’re enjoying?

I’d love to model as my sole source of income as I go through university, but realistically it’s more of a hobby. 

I notice a lot of versatility in your portfolio Chelsea, you seem to be able to adapt to glamour, fashion and the more artistic material. That’s a terrific quality to have. I wonder if you could tell us a little more about your earlier stuff with photographers like Dean Gray and Sam Copeland. There is some innovative work on show in those shoots, and they highlight a softer more elegant side. Did you enjoy those collaborations, and is it a style you’d like to explore more?

I definitely enjoyed these shoots. I like to portray different sides of myself through my work, and so it’s nice to do more feminine shoots. I started off in those types of genres, and moved into glamour after I turned 18, but I definitely have a soft spot for fashion photography and what not. I’d love to do more work like that, yeah.

In my view, your shots with Daniel McAvoy are pure art. The images you two produced really capture your interesting features, and with wardrobe and the location makes for a truly enjoyable viewing experience. What do you remember of working with Daniel? You must be over the moon with the results. 

Daniel and I are good friends, and when we work together it’s partly just hanging out more than anything. I think that’s why we get such good results. I think the last shoot we did ended in home-made pancake making… It’s always a pleasure to work with him. 

From the collaborations I’ve just mentioned, it’s clear to see you have real modelling skills. I know modelling is a constant learning curve, but how and where have you learnt such talent at such an early stage?

“Talent” ha-ha! I probably picked everything up from watching countless hours of America’s Next Top Model over the years. Seriously, watching their assignments made a difference. I used to walk like I was on a catwalk and pose all the time as a kid. I guess I never really left that part of my childhood behind. Hopefully, once I’m able to travel more, I can go to some modelling workshops and work on my modelling. I’m always looking to improve!

When being photographed, what is your mindset? Are you going through a particular process, are you trying certain poses out, or do you like to improvise more?

I’m definitely not one for planning and processes. It’s a combination of myself and the photographer I guess. There’s constant pose discussion going on throughout a shoot, so both myself and the photographer are happy with the layout of the shot. I think the thing that goes through my head the most is “don’t look like a complete tit”…

I have to mention your relationship with FRONT Chelsea. You’ve been involved in two issues now, and on the cover of those issues have been two FRONT greats in Mel Clarke and Rosie Jones. Are these women whose work you’ve enjoyed previously, are there any other FRONT females you’re a fan of?

For sure, I always love the work of the long-standing Front girls. It’s always a pleasure to look at their work and I can only hope that one day I can stand in their shoes, modelling-wise. Arabella Drummond is an amazing model, I’m a huge fangirl of hers.

For me you were involved in one of the great “Alt Girl DIY” sections ever in your debut issue. The likes of Edie D, Abi Lucas, Lola and Alice Cat have all been mentioned or featured on this blog. I know you’ve become friends with Edie in particular, but how did it feel heading up a section filled with such beautiful ladies?

It was a bit daunting actually. Having a full page spread before such lovely ladies is a lot to live up to. I can only hope I did the spread justice!

I sang your praises in my review of that issue and loved the images you sent in. Could you walk us through the process of getting involved with the magazine? From submission up till you knew you were in.

Firstly, I sent in six images through the standard online application procedure. After that, I think it was a few weeks before I heard anything. Then I received an email requesting more images (around 20). Then they told me I was going to be the main DIY alt girl. It was a pretty simple process, and the staff at Front are a pleasure to talk to!

From there you made the quick transition to Alt Girl proper in the current issue (172). I was overjoyed to discover you got the coveted spot, how did you feel when you found out?

I was so excited! Having four whole pages in such a big magazine is a complete dream come true! I had wanted to be in Front since I was… uh… too young to be reading Front. I was then nervous because it was my biggest publication yet.

The set is divine; Tom Joy did a marvellous job. How was the shoot for you? Are you as blown away by the results as everyone else?

It was a lot of fun, because Tom is a friend of mine. It was a little weird stripping down in front of him though. Yeah, Tom did a great job, so a big thank you to him for the work he put into the shoot!

As well as FRONT, you recently got the call from Snakebite to feature in their online magazine. Again, your images are wonderful. I know you’re very involved on the forum over there, and enjoy the banter from the team. How would you describe Snakebite to those who might not know?

Snakebite is just a great forum full of people who like to speak about everything and anything. There are threads about all sorts, from sport to movies, to comedians, to the people on the forum. It’s great because there is a good mix of people: Boys, girls, writers, models, photographers, artists, etc. There’s a little something for everyone.

From Snakebite to snakes; I have to ask about an awesome shot on your tumblr with you and a gorgeous snake, what was that shoot like? It’s such a cool photo.

It was a pretty big task, because I’m pretty scared of snakes. In fact I’ve got an overall fear of reptiles, so to strip down to my underwear and handle a snake was a big achievement for me. It was a pretty small snake, but it was big enough to scare the crap out of me.

Away from modelling now Chelsea, I had to ask about you and your fantastic look. Loads of people are crazy about your hair; I love the leopard print and the colours. How did you come up with it and how long have you been sporting it? Are you planning any changes in the future?

I always liked silver hair, and I’ve had it silver for a while now. Maybe 2-3 years? I can’t remember! It’s been leopard print for a year and the purple came in probably about 6 months ago. They were just cool ideas that my hairdresser and I tried out! I don’t plan on changing it any time soon, I like it how it is, but in the future I’d maybe like to go for something more natural.

You’ve also got some incredible tattoos and piercings about your body. I won’t ask you to go through them all, but can I ask about two of my favourites. Your hip piercings are immense, when and how did you decide on getting them? Also, of course I have to ask about your lighthouse tat. It’s shown off in many of your pictures and is thoroughly amazing! Can I ask who did it and what inspired it?

I decided on the hip piercings when I was about 14, but I toyed with the idea because they’re prone to rejecting. I can’t remember where I saw them, but I immediately fell in love with the idea. I think they’re really pretty. The lighthouse was tattooed by Paul at Red Hot and Blue in Edinburgh. He’s a brilliant artist and a really nice guy. I can’t wait to have more work done by him in future. It tells a large part of my life story, but I’m not quite ready to share that with the world yet.

 

You also rock a myriad of awesome outfits. I’ve seen you looking immaculate in long socks and tees, corsets, business suits, even a bunny suit and monkey onsie. How is this possible? Where do you get your style inspirations?

I guess I like to portray different parts of my personality. There’s the cheeky, flirty alt side of me who gets away with socks and tees, there’s the more sexy side of me who rocks corsets, there’s an intellectual business-minded girl somewhere within me who can do business suits… And I am a totally lazy student at heart, so onesies suit me just fine. There’s a time and a place for any kind of outfit. I just wish I had more money to spend on lots of lovely clothes.

What are some of your other interests Chelsea? I know from previous interviews that you’re a BMX-er and pole dancer extraordinaire. What else is keeping you busy these days? Bands, books, films?

Not a lot really! I’ve been busy with exams lately so my main focus has been university and pole. I love watching films though! I tend to just watch my favourite films over and over again. Movie nights are my favourite! 

Finally, you’ve had a lot of exposure recently, but what’s next for you modelling wise? Have you got any projects in the pipeline, or styles of shoot you’d like to get involved with?

I don’t have any major plans just now. I’m a Suicide Girl Hopeful, and my first set goes live on September 2nd, but other than that nothing is set in stone. I’m always up for shoots, so if there are any photographers, clothing brands, other models, bands, magazines, or anyone out there who’d like to work with me you should get in touch!

Can we please finish the interview with Bernard Pivot’s questionnaire Chelsea? 

What is your favourite word? Fuck

What is your least favourite word? Tart

What turns you on? Sexually? Being rough. In general? Amazing pole performers and Indian food.

What turns you off? Body odour. Eurgh… and really greasy people. TAKE A SHOWER!

What sound or noise do you love? The sound when you raspberry someone ha-ha! Or the noise when a penguin gets tickled. They make such a funny noise! 

What sound or noise do you hate? Snoring argh!

What is your favourite curse word? Fuck

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Pole performing

What profession would you not like to do? Bin emptying

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? “You have rad tattoos!”

 

I can’t thank Chelsea enough for the time and energy she put into this interview. It really was exciting to feature her at the beginning of what I hope will be a sparkling career in modelling, or whatever else she sets her sights on. A real colourful character for a modelling industry in need of brightening up. To get more information, to check out her stellar work, and to follow Chelsea, head over to the links below and enjoy.

http://chelsuk.tumblr.com

http://www.snakebitemagazine.com/bitten-babes-chelsea

 

All images used in this piece were taken from Chelsea’s tumblr pages with her consent. Photographer credits in order of appearance:

Daniel McAvoy

Daniel McAvoy

Sam Copeland

Tom Joy

Ross Mitchell

 

First of all I wanted to say a massive thank you to everyone for their messages of appreciation and “likes” following my Rubber Monkey article last week. I was extremely excited about sharing the piece, and am so pleased so many Rubber Monkey and latex fans seemed to like what was produced. Working with Em was a total pleasure, not to mention the thrill I got from showcasing a company whose work I admire. Thanks also to all the models whose work was seen in the images that accompanied the interview. As readers no doubt noticed, the ladies featured really highlighted the quality of the garments, and they all looked absolutely sublime!

Looking to the future now, I’m very pleased to let you all know what’s coming up on the altgirlbotherer blog. I’ve been beavering away behind the scenes setting up new interviews with the industries leading lights, as well as newcomers that I can’t wait to introduce to the uninitiated. As always it’s my goal to provide a platform for the best and brightest in the alternative world, be they models, artists, photographers, tattooists, musicians… whatever! The ladies that appear on this blog have one thing in common; they strive to produce work that is interesting and beneficial to their industries.

Before I get onto the new material, I wanted to say hello to my new followers, thanks for coming on board and I hope you’ll enjoy my output. If you have any questions or suggestions then I’m just an “ask” away, would love to hear from you. To my regular readers, as always thanks for the continued support, it always feels fantastic to know people are appreciating this project and getting enjoyment from it. My last mention goes to anyone I’ve contacted about the possibility of an interview. I WILL be getting in touch soon to follow up. An increase in workload and interviewee numbers has meant a slowdown in taking on new features; however, I am winning the battle against the backlog and will be featuring new talents in the near future.

Speaking of the future, here’s where I’d like to talk about what’s coming up next on the altgirlbotherer blog. I’ve been scouring the internet and indeed the world in search of my latest fabulous female feature, first up is an alternative model from the pages of this month’s issue of FRONT. FRONT is of course a regular provider of collaborations on this blog, and this month their Alt Girl feature has brought a real gem to the forefront of people’s awareness. I’ve mentioned her on this blog a few times in the past, and since she first appeared in FRONT as a DIY Alt Girl, she’s gone from strength to strength with shoots and public support abound. I am of course talking about the magnificent Chelsea, who will be on this blog in the next few days. As regular readers may have noticed, I’m a big fan of Chelsea’s work thus far in her short career, and believe she’s got a lot to offer the industry going forward. Be that a re-appearance in FRONT in future issues, or a successful inclusion in the Suicide Girls sisterhood. I think Chelsea is one to watch, and her interview promises to be thoroughly entertaining and enlightening.

Another interview that is on the horizon will feature the incomparable KayKay Sakura. It’s a piece that has been a long time in the making due to KayKay’s very busy schedule, which you’ll understand when you take in her prolific and outstanding work as a model, photographer and picture editor. I am currently in the process of sourcing images and final proofreading for the article, which is due for posting later this week. Like KayKay I’m a lover of latex, and she is a model and photographer who really excels at capturing and wearing the material on film. A bubbly and thoroughly accommodating individual, whose passion and enthusiasm is contagious. It’s going to be a fun piece that I hope you’ll all enjoy.

As well as these two exciting interviews. I’ll also be bringing you my monthly review of FRONT magazine, which this month features Mel Clarke and Keshia. I’m looking forward to writing this review; it’s an issue I’m enjoying, with some marvellous shots and features. Something else that I’m working towards for the not too distant future are birthday arrangements, I’ll hopefully be bringing you BIG news on that front soon, so cross your fingers for me in the hopes that my plans come to fruition.

And if all that isn’t enough, I’ll be posting a few tid bits about what’s going on in this Alt Girl botherer’s life. I’m really looking forward to bringing all this and more to my fantastic followers, as well as discovering new artists and talents to feature.

All the very best for now, talk soon!

I am loving the buzz and excitement surrounding Chelsea’s Alt Girl shoot in this months FRONT. Of course she will feature heavily in my review of the issue, but go buy a copy of the mag so you know what i’m talking about. She’s very awesome indeed and produces such interesting and beautiful images. Adorned with sublime tattoos, with a style all of her own that is 100% immense. Go check out her tumblr folks and join the Chelsea appreciation society (http://chelsuk.tumblr.com). We’ve been talking about her featuring on this blog since her FRONT DIY shoot, and finally i’ve got my arse in gear and composed the interview. Look out for her on these pages in the future.